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Dateline: Moontana In a shocking development, animal lover and amateur photographer Moonbeame Treehugge was out photographing those cute, loveable little critters we all love to cuddle and hug. The "Beame" could not possibly realize the horror he was about to witness. Said Treehugge, "I was walking the trail (being careful not to step on any flora, fauna or weeds, and spotted this cuddly little critter in the grass. Just as I was about to feed him a peanut held in my lips, he pounced on his poor deceased little cuddly critter brother and started noshing. It was awful!" Moonbeame, revolted by what he saw, none the less offered to buy the critter a double mocha decaf espresso at Barstucks to wash it down. "I was worried the poor guy could choke on all that fur." |
Dateline Update: Montana Humans are bad enough, but some things just shouldn't be. Fortunately for all involved, while Treehugge was calling his analyst, to discuss his feelings, the master hunter and all around good guy, Ace Gophershot, happened by on his little mule. Ace assessed the situation and quickly determined the best course of action. "I went for the head shot. I love that popping sound they make when you hit 'em." We can only hope Ace's actions will be an example to all. |
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The Beefetarian Credo: 1.
If it walks on land its food. |
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